2022 Season
Every Christmas Story Even Told … (And Then Some!) by Michael Carleton, John K. Alvarez & James FitzGerald
Bold Theatre’s holiday smash hit Every Christmas Story Ever Told (And Then Some!) is back again for another season of holiday hilarity!
What begins as another annual production of A Christmas Carol, soon devolves into a slightly irreverent look at all of our favorite “Beloved Holiday Classics” including pop culture favorites like It’s a Wonderful Life, Rudolph, Charlie Brown and more!
Add in topical references that always keep this annual tradition fresh
and fun as we send up everything from Dickens to Dr. Seuss for 90+ minutes of high octane jollity and frivolity.
Part vaudeville and part Complete Works of William Shakespeare… Abridged, Every Christmas Story Ever Told… is a fast, furious, and slightly irreverent look at holiday classics and traditions.
Please Note: This production has an exclusive 10 – day run and tickets are limited!
Meet The Cast
Max Downs –
Max
Spring Ferrara –
Eve
Austin Springer – Chris
Meet The Crew
Maryan Leon – Director
Jaclyn Gehringer – Stage Manager
Misery
by William Goldman
(based on the novel by Stephen King)
October 21 – November 6, 2022
Successful romance novelist Paul Sheldon, is rescued from a car crash by his “number one fan,” Annie Wilkes, and wakes up captive in her secluded home.
While Paul is convalescing, Annie reads his latest book and becomes enraged when she discovers the author has killed off her favorite character, Misery Chastain.
Annie forces Paul to write a new Misery novel, and he quickly realizes Annie has no intention of letting him go anywhere. The irate Annie has Paul writing as if his life depends on it, and it does.
Meet The Cast
Stefanie Dekalb – Annie Wilkes
Magnus Diehl –
Paul Sheldon
The Awkward Tale Of Carrot And Those Who Art In Heaven!, written and directed by Ray Hanna
September 16 – October 2, 2022
Rimovision Productions invites you to join us on this hilarious journey of biblical magnitude, during which Carrot will witness what got Adam out of Eden, exactly who Moses spoke to on the mountain, where Jesus came from, and whether or not the “mighty one” is really in control.
The Awkward Tale of Carrot And Those Who Art in Heaven!, written and directed by Ray Hanna, is an original satirical play of Biblical proportions presented in association with Bold Theatre.
Max Downs
Wandalese Miranda
Jane O’Rear
Byron Muniz
Lucas Bennet
The Motherfucker With The Hat by Stephen Adly Guirgis
July 22 – August 7, 2022
Meet The Cast
Adam Navarro – Jackie
Emanuela Boisbouvier – Veronica
Angel Correa – Ralph D
Jess Be – Victoria
Rudy Solis III – Cousin Julio
Jackie, a former drug dealer, has just been released from prison and is living with his high school sweetheart, Veronica.
Jackie is enrolled in the AA program and is drug free with the help of his sponsor, Ralph D.
When Jackie comes home having finally snagged a job, he and his libido are ready to celebrate. But, when Veronica jumps into the shower to get ready, Jackie notices a hat sitting in the room that isn’t his.
He accuses Veronica of having an affair and, though she vehemently denies it, the inexplicably present hat causes a huge rift between them.
Jackie’s discovery puts into motion a series of further discoveries that unravel the fabric of love and trust that weaves a community together: lovers are split up, infidelity seems contagious, and sobriety is threatened.
As his relationships to those he loved and trusted most dissolve before his eyes, Jackie has to decide whether he is truly ready to give up his vices in order to move into a brighter future.
Time Stands Still by Donald Margulies
May 13 – 29, 2022
Time Stands Still
Artist Interviews
Time Stands Still examines the lives of one couple who are journalists and make a living out of documenting the horrors of war.
When Sarah and her boyfriend, James, come back from covering the Iraq War, they are physically bruised and emotionally beaten.
While they are recovering, their best friend, Richard, brings his new, young girlfriend to visit.
Their burgeoning relationship makes James and Sarah examine their own relationship and way of life.
Is it possible for two people who are used to living in dangerous conditions to carve out a normal life? Can they stay together amidst unspoken betrayals and conflicting ideals?
Acclaimed playwright Donald Margulies’ Time Stands Still answers these questions, while leaving unanswered qualms regarding the way America deals with war and tragedy coverage.
Shut Up! by John J. Pistone
March 25 – April 10, 2022
Sam and Chris met on a dating app and after five months of talking online Chris, who resides in Texas, has flown to LA to spend the weekend with Sam.
However, a pandemic hits, the state imposes a strict “shelter-in-place” order and they are forced to live together in Sam’s tiny one bedroom apartment until the order has been lifted.
What started as a romantic weekend has turned into 75 days and they are at their breaking points with the situation and each other.
Kelly and Alex recently drove their RV to LA for work and have become unemployed due to the pandemic. They are in desperate need of supplies.
The two couples paths cross when Alex and Kelly mistakenly break into Sam’s apartment.
Shut Up is a comedy about finding love, and toilet paper, in a pandemic.
Shut Up
Artist Interviews