Currently Casting

Instead of performing Charles Dickens’ beloved holiday classic for the umpteenth time, three actors decide to perform every Christmas story ever told.

Plus Christmas traditions from around the world, seasonal icons from ancient times to topical pop-culture, and every carol ever sung.

Every Christmas Story Ever Told…(And Then Some!) is a madcap romp through the entire holiday season!



20’s to 30’s years old, all ethnicities male or female.

Newest member of the troupe. Happy to be here, lover of the Christmas spirit, might still believe in Santa Claus and other fairy tales.

Jacks sides:


20’s to 30’s years old, all ethnicities male or female.

An instigator and showman through and through. Just there to have fun and to get under Jim’s skin. Griffin knows how to get Jacks excited, and John spun up. This fun-loving character takes pride in their instigations.

Griffin sides:


Mid 20’s to late 30’s years old, all ethnicities male or female.

The “straight man”. No nonsense, struggles to keep the other cast mates on task. Just wants to perform “A Christmas Carol” like they have rehearsed. Second in command in the troupe. pragmatic, matter of fact, inspired, lover of Christmas culture.

John sides:

We are seeking diversity in these roles and are therefore open to any and all gender identities, ethnicities and physical characteristics.

This is a fast-paced comedy and therefore we are seeking those with extensive comedy and improv experience.

Must be comfortable playing male and female characters. You should have a good range of voice accents as well.

Audition Date(s): 09/17/2022

Callback Date(s): TBD

Rehearsal Date(s): 10/10/2022

Opening Date(s): 12/02/2022

Closing Date(s): 12/18/2022

Possible Extension: 12/23/2022

Rate of Pay / Contract:

$350 for run of show (increased if show is extended)

Union Status: NON-UNION


Auditions will be in person at the theatre and will consist of prepared sides, cold reads and/or chemistry tests.

Please prepare sides for your choice of character(s).